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Where Men are Men and the pigs are too, Where sheep run scared and the girlies do too!


Here are some of the pics of that Large Mouth Bass I caught November 13th (c:


10lbs 14oz x 25 3/4"
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I donated the fish to Bass Pro Shops in Grapevine TX. She's up there swimmin around in their "Hog Trough" Tank, eatin crayfish and shiners twice a week. You cant miss her, she has a big ole spot on her tail ... just like a redfish on her right side....



I got some new pictures of the Bait Shop upriver from my place hehe Do any of ya'll know where this is?

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OH yes and ever once in a while, I'll catch some "REALLY" wierd shit ..
EyeBall


Some FUNNIES for ya'll

Ice Fishin LOL hahaha I got this from a man named robert who "obviously lives up north somewhere.. This is what he sent with the mpg "Don't tell me about those little sissy bass you have down south. C'mon up north and do some serious Yankee ice fishin."
IRAQ 2003 LOL hahaha this is an inside joke but funny for all hehe
RedNeck Dream Vehicle GAWD is that awesome er whut?
LifeGuard Hey, Lifeguard's need a break too... "
Life ExplainedIts been said a picture is worth a thousand words..hehe enuff "seen"
Sexy Mechanical Bull Ride This is absolutely BRILLIANT advertising (c;
How NOT to get your ass kicked TOO funny Chris Rock tells the homey's how NOT to get ther ass kicked by the man
NUKE the middle east To the tune of Guns & Roses, Live and Let Die 7.21 meg
BOOM! Ya gotta love those pics from US Army ground controllers ;)
hopped_up1 hopped_up2 Hopped up kiddie ride we added a lil juice to one of the kids toys (tehehe yup thats my youngest) (c:
New Middle East Map tehehe looks good to me (c:
Airport Scanner Latest scanning technology for guys
bOOb Meter Fun at the Mardis Gras
Ride Her Now theres a Harley
Texas Truck YuP thats right mines on order
Saudi Limo tehehe those damned Arabs
BAD Tattoo I feel an ass whuping's gonna take place on this one
New Crayon Colors hehe the 21st century is out of hand
Your Horoscope Too funny this guy hates everyone
Your Speed Yes my ole truck is fast
Good Wifes Guide From Housekeeping Monthly 1955
Anchors Aweigh .. Litterally hehe (c:
Enron Employees OH this is BAD ;)
XMAS Present Use the force lil buddie (c:
The Today Show Pooor Katie (c:
Salmon Catching I guess you could say this is salmon fishin in its most natural form (sorta)
LaMoure The honest to god truth about women stick figure style
Fuck It Stamp A Stamp We Could ALL Use
Worst coon dawg I ever saw embarissin pitchure
The New Improved Coast Guard Cost cutting is a bitch
IF it had a leg! Customer Care Call to Sears
Top 40 guy showin his ass
The Deer Hunter Unconventional deer hunting at its finest.
Xena The warrior princess takes off a lil more than she'd like

Some everpopular "Priceless" photos
FuckNut in a jet hehe those dumb ass lil yellow folks
Wedding Bust Now thats a nice rack
Deer vs Car MMMM backstrap tonight kids
Killin Barney kinda makes me proud
CHeerleader No caption but STILL priceless
Beach-String hehehe too funny

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so angry I just wanna drop my pants, take a butter knife an' spread Alpo all over my butt-cheeks, bend over a fire hydrant an' wait for a pack a' wild pit bulls to come along an' lick me clean?

Downright makes me suh mad, I could glue Sharon Stones knees together, and end her movie carrer. It's the fact that ther ain't more folks like my buddy, Earl, or places where folks like Earl can vent their frustrations to the world from a ...............well you know ............from a Rednecks Poant A Vew


Interducin the man that outta be president...........Mr. Earl Pitts







Comentaries from a Great Uhmerikan HERO...........


Earl Pitts..........UHMERIKAN



On Bar-B-Q'in
Purtier than me

Hears a place wer ya kin find out more about Earl, Pearl and Earl Junior.



Earl Pitts.com

Native American RedNeck

I found this site surfing the alt.binaries.sheep in bondage posts a while back. This site tells ya wher ya kin listin ta Earl on the Radio,, even on FM.
You can also git bumper stikers and coffee mugs, T-shirts, n lots more ta help promote RedNecks.




Mountain Music Makers


  • Houston Marchman and the Contraband
    I just ran across this fella and his band a few weeks back and I gotta tell ya I LOVE their music. This is one of the GREAT Country Music bands IMHO that pretty much has told Nashville to kiss ther ASS. Houston DONT write music for eighth-grade-level divorced housewives, and refuses to sell his sole, just to make money. This is the kind of music that musicians make to show off juuust how Texan they are. Im sure ya'll will love it too

  • HIXX Brothers
    Arlo and Jeb HIXX
    These two brothers have got some hilarious redneck tales set to music .. OH ya uhhh lots of adult content :) ya kin there CD here HIXX

  • PumpJack
    The Worlds Greatest (RedNeck) Rock&Roll Band
    PUMPJACK has gushed forth from the oil fields of West Texas with a single mission.....bring back Real Rock-N-Roll, and maybe share a few burgerdogs and cold beers with the good people of the world along the way.PUMPJACK is: Thurber Mingus (Guitar & Vocals), Garner Phellps (Guitar), Willie Hicks (Bass), and Jon Lee Glasgow (Drums)
    These Ole Boys have a brand of RedNeck Metal that just has to be experienced. (seem um myself) They Kick Ass

  • Barney Barnwell and the Plum Hollow Band
    The music of Barney Barnwell and Plum Hollow Band rolls out of the Blue Ridge Mountains like an overloaded pulpwood truck with no brakes. Yeeeeeeehaww The 2001 Moonshiners Reunion is on the Plum Hollow Farm on October 5th and 6th
    The Ole SheepHustler's CEE-GAR page








    RedNeck Golfing Pics...Texas Style



    RedNeck Links
  • The WeekEnd Fisherman
    w/Frank Papineau, hehe these guys have had me on ther show a couple of times now.
    OH BTW here is the link to that big ole croc that ate the golfer :) Big Ole Croc
  • Murphys Log Furniture
    VERY Elegant Red Cedar Log Furniture.
    We met these folks out at a pasture party in Antelope TX., real good people (c:
  • The Bowsite
    Because it's more than just a sport
  • Bass Pro Shop Online
    You need it they got huntin, fishin, campin
  • Monster Truck Homepage
    The World's Largest Monster Truck Homepage
  • Texas Motor Speedway
    A favorite haunt of mine
  • Nascar Online
    Official site of the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
  • country.com
    Links to TNN, Country Music, MotorSports, Outdoors and on and on........... Cool Site
  • Rough Stock
    Country Music, Current PRCA and PBR standings, Country Spotlight, The best COUNTRY site that I've seen to date
  • Home on the Internet
    If you have an interest in things that are country, like rodeo and horses, then this is the place for you, 1500 Links and Growing
  • Unofficial Elvis Home Page
    Take a trip through Graceland
  • www.elvis-presley.com
    nuff said
  • www.dixienet.org

  • Possum Cookbook
    mmmm, mmmm good, details on how to catch a possum, right up to making chili or creole, to possum and taters, and everthang in between. Hell, theres even a nutritional facts sheet.

  • Real Sheep dot com
    The worlds finest in love mutton. This here site is for all you City Slicker wannabe sheepherders. Ya'll know who ya are, those of ya that aint got a place to pen up one or two of these beeeuteeful critters

    My Home Page errr well...... about me enyway'z

    You Might Be A RedNeck IF and some other RedNeck sundries....................


    Wanna See Something ReallY Scarey


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    Oh, BTW, there is a turrrrruble rumer goin around bout me, but

    I SWEAR TO GAWD, I was just trying to help that damn sheep over the fence!!